May 2013
scolipede:
orlandobloomers:
aliceinthetempleofpearlgarden:
davegrohlgetinmybed:
theres nothing sexier than a guy playing guitar
a girl playing guitar
a tyrannosaurus rex playing guitar, struggling to strum with its tiny arms, fueled by rage and an inner desire to Rock
Meowth playing guitar
And end of the conversation!
andrewhussiesbosom:
BITCH I’LL FUCKING CUT YOU a slice of cake because youre a cutie and deserve really sweet things and do you need anything else? no? [smooches your face bc youre really cute]
cradily:
did somebody say
cute boys
The art of trolling...
lolzpicx:
foreverjesy:
lovemetoinfinity:
fatdough:
rewind-and-restart:
mountincest:
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
i failed all these tests
therorysong:
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
YOU DON’T EVENFS UNDERSTAND I POINTED THIS OUT TO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE BECASUET UKBHJAJHKJNK ALHBAABDASNJ ELGYABW
bobbryars:
bobbryars:
If this was the 19th century my family would have sold me to a nice rich boy by now and everyone would be happy
please stop reblogging this i’m scared the social justice bloggers will find me
egberts:
viarga:
just-laff:
egberts:
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
Then you’d look at a house and be like “oh damn I wanna live there” and millions of dollars would be in your pockets, crushing and...
matturday:
so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
frozenfoods:
[esteban voice] thees ees a deesaster
oldrocknrollin:
jediteaparty:
arauj0:
aangnog:
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
Watchsapphirebones:
jaacknasty:
Probably the best 6 seconds ever.
i fucking lost it
heartless:
It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care
unrealendings:
look at the stars
look how they shine for you
i taped this to my crushs locker and i think he got really mad
happilymourning:
thatsqualitystuff:
we were taking our math test and i turned around and
can we just talk about not only whatever is all over that girl’s face, but the guy charging his phone in the back and the kid on the right who looks like he’s in immense pain
this picture is like the perfect description of school tho
nepetaleijon:
well if troy can tell his secret than i can tell mine
i bake
